Humor me!

Just wanna say sorry to the person who tried to talk to me last night. Sleep regiment blah.

And well. Today my dad drank some. And he started talking about how I fail in life and shit like that.

I can take it. But it hurts. Well what can I say? I don't choose my parents so...

Well um, today I was gonna talk about some deep shit about life and cake but I don't feel like talking deep today cause well I kinda wanna live up to the title up there...

So I'm gonna do a small fact of life everyday (: yay!

It may be a quote from a good book or just something I came up with but hey, I try. I'll make it a personal commitment. Like not watching porn.

Yeah just by the way, I don't watch porn.

Well I really don't like to rag out on people much. I really don't have a lot of hate. I just save it up copiously for
one person.

Did I mention I detest camwhorers?

Ugh. Maybe it's because I'm jealous you know? Pretty people. Well, my maid said that I'm not pretty. But I'm "good-looking"? Errrr what? Is that like, ugly but i have a cute smile?

Haha actually she means that I am not pretty but I have a cool personality and it shows.

Er okay now I know how not do pretty people pick up dates XD

So today I think I'll talk about humor.

Humor.

As a kid I always wanted to be the funny girl. You know. You make people laugh and you feel like laughing inside?

Spreading joy. Kinda.

Small fact of life #1

How to be funny:
1) make fun of people.
2) make fun of yourself.

That's how most people do it, and you laugh at my jokes so don't say that I'm a bully.

Actually I missed out one and that is to be clueless. You know, asking dumb questions? But don't overdo it. It gets kinda annoying. That kinda falls on making fun of yourself right?

But see, making fun people. Hmmm. Best yet most hurtful way to make people laugh. Sheesh. My friend once remarked, "you know Naomi, you can say some pretty hurtful stuff, but you make sound so, normal"

Wow. Gee. I've taken mean to a whole new level! Wow I'm saving this topic for tomorrow.

Back to humor.

I think I like it because it allowed me to get attention without being annoying. Ah ok new topic for next time.

I mean no one hates the class clown. Except maybe some assholes who are jealous or the poor asscrack who got
nubbed on.

Well. I pride myself in having a good sense of humor. So... Yup! I like myself like that :D

Embrace yourself!

(; small facts of life make life complete.