Wednesday 30 November 2011

Haters gonna hate

Kinda boring day. Ate food. Rash at my chest.. Arghhh itchy itchy!

And seriously I haven't had a clue about relationships. All my life I figured it was a I like you you like me lets get married have great sex and have shitty moronic kids and flush our dreams down the toilet whoppee.

So I had a boyfriend like 4 hours ago and now we're.. What the heck are we. No idea.

So I'm kinda like a clueless stumbling troll just trampling on my relationships lah see dah, screw it to me it was a game. Yeah I'll tease you. Tell you I love you. Then we get horny and I don't have sex with you.

Then I leave.

Doesn't this sound like a total jerk ass guy? Except that he'd have sex of course. But seriously. I think I jut have a guy personality. I kinda dislike taking to girls. Their so confusing damnit. And if I insult them and joke around, they turn and go, "HMPH! Low EQ bastard."

Screw you crappy thin skinned girls. You shouldn't care about what I say,
But screw you anyway.

Down to today's small fact.

Let's set it straight people! You can never please everyone.

Never!

At least once in your lifetime someone is going to screw up your reputation. Maybe it's when you're 15.
Or maybe when you're 50.

It will happen.

I mean, for some people, having sex in the car is no big deal. Come on, most people in college lose their virginities in cars. Why the heck should the vice president be any different?

I'm kinda referring to USA here cause it doesn't happen much in my Asian part of the globe.

What I'm trying to say is that, whatever ruins your reputation, may not be a big deal. Screw you. Whoever made a big deal of it probably made it a big deal only because you did it.

If you had a class whore. And you told someone she slept with a guy last night. Their reaction would be:

So?

Now if you told that same someone that the guy she slept with was her boyfriend, her reaction would probably be along the lines of:

MOTHERFUCKER!

Sorry about vulgarities but I'm trying to portray an accurate scenario.

So small fact of life #6: you yourself define what people think and say about you, even the bad stuff.

Ok so if you're talking about a whore, "sleeping around" is not the worse thing she can do. Maybe, making porn or whatever.

Ok. That's all I have to say tonight:S


Embrace yourself!

Small facts of life make life complete(;

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